What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket creates nebula-like ring in night sky | Space photo of the day for June 27, 2025 - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Resilience spacecraft’s status after moon-landing attempt is unknown - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons